My Costume Is Bad Decision Making T-Shirt - Funny Raccoon Halloween Graphic, Unisex Cotton Tee
Check the size chart — chest width and body length in inches for every size. Measuring a shirt you already own takes about ninety seconds, and landing between two sizes is the number one reason a shirt comes back.
Printed after you order it. Production takes 2–7 business days, then 2–5 business days in transit inside the United States — 4–12 business days door to door. Order by October 13 to be comfortable for the 31st.
Free U.S. shipping on orders over $65, otherwise a flat $5.95 per order, not per item. We ship to street addresses in all 50 U.S. states and the District of Columbia only.
30 days to return it, no restocking fee. Returns go to our Texas facility. If a print comes out wrong we replace it free and you do not ship the first one back. Shipping policy · Refund & returns
Soft, comfortable tee with a playful Halloween vibe — a raccoon peeking out from a tattered cloak under the headline “My Costume Is Bad (I’m Really Working On It).” Lightweight ring-spun cotton gives this shirt a lived-in feel while holding crisp, vibrant prints that pop on light and heather colors alike. Wear it to low-key spooky gatherings, casual fall outings, or when you want to lean into goofy, self-aware costume energy without going full dress-up. The classic crew neck and clean silhouette layer easily under jackets or pair with jeans for an effortless, off-duty look.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for soft, breathable comfort
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a smooth, clean drape
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for comfort
- Direct-to-garment printed artwork for detailed, long-lasting graphics
- Design printed directly onto the front of the garment
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors