These Boobs Are Taken By Justin Funny Skeleton Hands Ugly Sweater
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This These Boobs Are Taken By Justin Funny Skeleton Hands Ugly Sweater combines cheeky relationship humor with bold gothic-inspired artwork. Featuring skeletal hands framing a provocative illusion-style chest design, surrounded by dark red roses and intricate lace details, this sweater showcases the playful statement "These Boobs Are Taken By Justin." Perfect for couples, gothic fashion lovers, Halloween parties, Valentine's Day celebrations, and anyone who enjoys daring novelty outfits with a romantic twist.
Key Features
- Sweater Type: Classic long-sleeve crewneck sweater with a relaxed pullover silhouette and bold novelty styling.
- Front Design: Eye-catching illusion-style chest artwork featuring skeletal hands, black lace details, and gothic floral decorations.
- Statement Quote: Features the humorous phrase "These Boobs Are Taken By Justin" in bold white and red lettering across the front.
- Skeleton Hands Artwork: Detailed white skeletal hands frame the upper chest illustration, creating a playful spooky effect.
- Gothic Floral Details: Deep red roses, thorny branches, and decorative vines surround the central artwork.
- Lace Design: Black and burgundy lace-inspired borders frame the upper chest illustration for a dramatic gothic appearance.
- Sleeve Design: Both sleeves feature scattered dark red roses, black thorny vines, and intricate botanical artwork.
- Color Design: Peach-toned upper body and sleeves paired with a black lower front panel, burgundy roses, and white skeletal graphics.
- Collar Detail: Ribbed crewneck collar provides a classic finish that complements the sweater design.
- Hem and Cuffs: Ribbed sleeve cuffs and black bottom hem complete the traditional pullover silhouette.
- Fabric Look: Textured knit-inspired appearance with detailed all-over gothic graphics and realistic illusion-style artwork.
- Occasion: Great for Halloween parties, Valentine's Day, couples' celebrations, themed events, casual gatherings, and funny romantic gifts.
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Printing & Care
Every piece is printed to order just for you, so the colors stay bright and crisp.
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron directly on the print.
Size & Fit
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Choose your regular size for a comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
Measurements for every style are in our Size Guide. Not sure? Email support@customifytee.com and we will help you pick.
Shipping & Returns
Processing: 7–10 business days. Shipping: 8–12 business days in the U.S. Total 15–22 business days.
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Misprint, damage or wrong item: free replacement or full refund within 30 days of delivery. Wrong size or changed your mind: 30-day returns on unworn items, return shipping paid by you, no restocking fee.
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Size chart
Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2050.8 | 2768.6 | 33.585.1 |
| M | 2255.9 | 2871.1 | 34.587.6 |
| L | 2461.0 | 2973.7 | 35.590.2 |
| XL | 2666.0 | 3076.2 | 36.592.7 |
| 2XL | 2871.1 | 3178.7 | 37.595.3 |
| 3XL | 3076.2 | 3281.3 | 38.597.8 |
| 4XL | 3281.3 | 3383.8 | 39.5100.3 |
| 5XL | 3486.4 | 3486.4 | 40.5102.9 |
- Width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits, laid flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
- Sleeve: from the centre back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.
- Classic relaxed unisex fit.
- Measurements are taken by hand and can vary by about 1 inch (2–3 cm).