The Desperado Club Dirty Shirley Raccoon Ugly Christmas Sweater
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This Desperado Club Dirty Shirley sweatshirt features a playful raccoon wearing pink heart-shaped sunglasses while enjoying a colorful cocktail. With bold "The Desperado Club," "So Fun It Hurts," and "Dirty Shirley" lettering, vibrant retro-inspired artwork, and decorative festive patterns, this unique ugly Christmas sweater brings a fun and quirky twist to holiday fashion. Perfect for raccoon lovers, cocktail enthusiasts, retro fashion fans, and anyone looking for a funny statement sweatshirt for Christmas parties and casual gatherings.
Key Features
- Sweatshirt Type: Classic long-sleeve crewneck sweatshirt with a relaxed pullover silhouette and cozy knit-style appearance.
- Front Design: A fluffy raccoon wearing pink heart-shaped sunglasses sits behind a large cocktail glass filled with a colorful Dirty Shirley drink.
- Statement Artwork: Bold "The Desperado Club" lettering appears above the raccoon, accompanied by the playful phrase "So Fun It Hurts" and large "Dirty Shirley" script below.
- Raccoon Detail: Expressive raccoon illustration features detailed fur, stylish heart-shaped sunglasses, and a cheerful retro cocktail-party aesthetic.
- Cocktail Design: A vibrant pink cocktail glass decorated with a cherry and citrus garnish adds a playful party-inspired touch.
- Festive Patterns: Decorative snowflake-inspired motifs, geometric borders, colorful stars, hearts, and ornamental designs create a unique ugly Christmas sweater look.
- Sleeve Design: Long sleeves feature coordinated pink geometric bands, heart motifs, sparkling accents, and decorative patterns.
- Color Design: Rich purple base combined with bright pink, turquoise, lavender, and golden accents creates a bold retro-inspired appearance.
- Collar Detail: Ribbed crewneck collar provides a classic sweatshirt finish.
- Hem and Cuffs: Matching ribbed cuffs and bottom hem complete the traditional pullover silhouette.
- Fabric Look: Textured knit-style surface with detailed all-over printed artwork and a cozy sweatshirt aesthetic.
- Occasion: Perfect for ugly Christmas sweater parties, holiday celebrations, cocktail nights, casual outings, themed gatherings, and funny gifts for raccoon lovers, friends, and cocktail enthusiasts.
Printing & Care
Every piece is printed to order just for you, so the colors stay bright and crisp.
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron directly on the print.
Size & Fit
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Choose your regular size for a comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
Measurements for every style are in our Size Guide. Not sure? Email support@customifytee.com and we will help you pick.
Shipping & Returns
Processing: 7–10 business days. Shipping: 8–12 business days in the U.S. Total 15–22 business days.
Free U.S. shipping on orders $65+, otherwise $5.95 flat. We ship to all 50 states and DC.
Misprint, damage or wrong item: free replacement or full refund within 30 days of delivery. Wrong size or changed your mind: 30-day returns on unworn items, return shipping paid by you, no restocking fee.
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Size chart
Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2050.8 | 2768.6 | 33.585.1 |
| M | 2255.9 | 2871.1 | 34.587.6 |
| L | 2461.0 | 2973.7 | 35.590.2 |
| XL | 2666.0 | 3076.2 | 36.592.7 |
| 2XL | 2871.1 | 3178.7 | 37.595.3 |
| 3XL | 3076.2 | 3281.3 | 38.597.8 |
| 4XL | 3281.3 | 3383.8 | 39.5100.3 |
| 5XL | 3486.4 | 3486.4 | 40.5102.9 |
- Width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits, laid flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
- Sleeve: from the centre back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.
- Classic relaxed unisex fit.
- Measurements are taken by hand and can vary by about 1 inch (2–3 cm).