Ugly Sweaters
Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Bring a bold dose of action movie humor to the holidays with the Now I Have A Machine Gun Ho Ho Ho Ugly Christmas Sweater! Inspired by the iconic Christmas action movie quote, this festive sweater features playful holiday typography, snowflakes, reindeer, and traditional Christmas patterns. Perfect for movie fans, funny ugly sweater parties, and anyone who loves a little unconventional Christmas cheer.
Key Features
- Color: Black base with white, red, and green holiday accents.
- Front Design: Features the bold phrase "NOW I HAVE A MACHINE GUN HO_HO_HO" surrounded by snowflakes, reindeer, and festive geometric patterns.
- Back Design: Coordinating Christmas patterns with snowflakes, reindeer, trees, and decorative holiday borders.
- Holiday Details: Classic Fair Isle-inspired patterns featuring Christmas trees, reindeer silhouettes, snowflakes, and gift motifs.
- Style: Funny Christmas movie-inspired ugly sweater with all-over sublimation printing.
- Occasion: Ugly Christmas sweater parties, holiday movie nights, Christmas gatherings, and gifts for action movie fans.
Material
Made from 97% polyester and 3% spandex, this soft knitted sweater is lightweight, warm, and stretchy for comfortable wear throughout the holiday season.
Design
- Classic crewneck with a relaxed drop-shoulder silhouette.
- Comfortable regular fit for everyday wear.
- Long sleeves with ribbed cuffs and hem.
- All-over sublimation printing for vibrant, detailed graphics.
- Soft and flexible fabric for easy movement.
Care Instructions
- Turn inside out before washing.
- Machine wash cold with similar colors on a gentle cycle.
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary.
- Tumble dry on low heat.
- Cool iron if needed; avoid ironing directly over printed areas.
Free replacement if damaged
Free U.S. shipping $65+
Printed to order
Printing & Care
Every piece is printed to order just for you, so the colors stay bright and crisp.
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron directly on the print.
Size & Fit
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Choose your regular size for a comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
Measurements for every style are in our Size Guide. Not sure? Email support@customifytee.com and we will help you pick.
Shipping & Returns
Processing: 7–10 business days. Shipping: 8–12 business days in the U.S. Total 15–22 business days.
Free U.S. shipping on orders $65+, otherwise $5.95 flat. We ship to all 50 states and DC.
Damaged, defective or wrong item: free replacement or full refund within 30 days of delivery, no need to ship it back. Every item is printed to order, so we cannot accept returns for a change of mind or a size you chose. Please check the size guide before ordering.
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Size chart
Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2050.8 | 2768.6 | 33.585.1 |
| M | 2255.9 | 2871.1 | 34.587.6 |
| L | 2461.0 | 2973.7 | 35.590.2 |
| XL | 2666.0 | 3076.2 | 36.592.7 |
| 2XL | 2871.1 | 3178.7 | 37.595.3 |
| 3XL | 3076.2 | 3281.3 | 38.597.8 |
| 4XL | 3281.3 | 3383.8 | 39.5100.3 |
| 5XL | 3486.4 | 3486.4 | 40.5102.9 |
- Width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits, laid flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
- Sleeve: from the centre back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.
- Classic relaxed unisex fit.
- Measurements are taken by hand and can vary by about 1 inch (2–3 cm).
See the fabric up close
Real close-up of the fabric we use for our ugly sweaters: an all-over print on a soft, ribbed-texture knit with a plain white inside. Sample design shown; your sweater comes with the design in the product photos.