Matt Foley Living in a Van Down by the River Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Bring legendary comedy and festive humor to your holiday celebrations with our Matt Foley Living in a Van Down by the River Ugly Christmas Sweater! Inspired by the unforgettable motivational speaker character portrayed by Chris Farley on Saturday Night Live, this hilarious holiday sweatshirt features Matt Foley in his signature glasses, plaid jacket, white shirt, and green tie. The iconic "Living in a Van Down by the River" catchphrase is displayed alongside retro-inspired artwork, creating the perfect combination of classic comedy nostalgia and Christmas cheer.
Made from soft, lightweight knitted fabric, this all-over print ugly sweater offers comfortable warmth and gentle stretch for everyday wear. With its relaxed crewneck silhouette and matching front and back designs, it's a fun choice for ugly Christmas sweater parties, holiday gatherings, comedy-themed celebrations, casual winter outfits, and gifts for fans of classic SNL sketches.
Key Features
- Color: Black base with white, icy blue, teal, tan, and brown accents
- Front Design: Large Matt Foley character illustration in his signature plaid jacket, glasses, white shirt, and green tie, set against a retro sunset-inspired circular background
- Back Design: Matching Matt Foley illustration with the same iconic comedy catchphrase and coordinated Christmas patterns
- Featured Character: Matt Foley, the memorable motivational speaker character famously portrayed by Chris Farley
- Iconic Quote: "Living in a Van Down by the River" displayed prominently across the front and back
- Christmas Elements: Large snowflakes, candy cane motifs, geometric snow patterns, and traditional holiday sweater decorations
- Decorative Details: Repeating miniature Matt Foley illustrations, retro geometric shapes, dotted patterns, and winter-inspired borders
- Sleeve Design: Coordinated snowflake artwork, candy cane patterns, and festive geometric details
- Neckline and Cuffs: Classic crewneck with black collar, cuffs, and waistband
- Printing: All-over sublimation printing for vibrant colors and detailed artwork across the garment
- Occasion: Perfect for ugly Christmas sweater parties, holiday gatherings, comedy movie nights, retro-themed celebrations, and gifts for SNL and Chris Farley fans
Material
- Soft Knitted Fabric (97% Polyester, 3% Spandex): Made from lightweight yet warm knitted fabric, this sweater provides a soft feel, comfortable stretch, and flexibility for easy movement throughout the day.
Design
- Classic crewneck design with a relaxed drop-shoulder silhouette
- Regular fit suitable for all genders and various body types
- Long sleeves with clean stitching for a polished finish
- All-over sublimation printing for vibrant colors and detailed designs
- Coordinated front and back artwork featuring nostalgic comedy graphics and festive winter patterns
- Comfortable construction for everyday and holiday wear
Care Instructions
- Turn the garment inside out before washing
- Machine wash in cold water with similar colors
- Use a gentle or soft wash cycle
- Use non-chlorine bleach only when necessary
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Cool iron if needed
- Do not iron directly over printed areas
Printing & Care
Every piece is printed to order just for you, so the colors stay bright and crisp.
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron directly on the print.
Size & Fit
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Choose your regular size for a comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
Measurements for every style are in our Size Guide. Not sure? Email support@customifytee.com and we will help you pick.
Shipping & Returns
Processing: 7–10 business days. Shipping: 8–12 business days in the U.S. Total 15–22 business days.
Free U.S. shipping on orders $65+, otherwise $5.95 flat. We ship to all 50 states and DC.
Damaged, defective or wrong item: free replacement or full refund within 30 days of delivery, no need to ship it back. Every item is printed to order, so we cannot accept returns for a change of mind or a size you chose. Please check the size guide before ordering.
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Size chart
Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2050.8 | 2768.6 | 33.585.1 |
| M | 2255.9 | 2871.1 | 34.587.6 |
| L | 2461.0 | 2973.7 | 35.590.2 |
| XL | 2666.0 | 3076.2 | 36.592.7 |
| 2XL | 2871.1 | 3178.7 | 37.595.3 |
| 3XL | 3076.2 | 3281.3 | 38.597.8 |
| 4XL | 3281.3 | 3383.8 | 39.5100.3 |
| 5XL | 3486.4 | 3486.4 | 40.5102.9 |
- Width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits, laid flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
- Sleeve: from the centre back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.
- Classic relaxed unisex fit.
- Measurements are taken by hand and can vary by about 1 inch (2–3 cm).
See the fabric up close
Real close-up of the fabric we use for our ugly sweaters: an all-over print on a soft, ribbed-texture knit with a plain white inside. Sample design shown; your sweater comes with the design in the product photos.