Jeffrey Dahmer I Eat Guys Like You Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Bring dark humor to your holiday wardrobe with the Jeffrey Dahmer I Eat Guys Like You Ugly Christmas Sweater. Featuring a bold portrait of Jeffrey Dahmer and the provocative "I Eat Guys Like You For Breakfast" slogan, this true crime-inspired Christmas sweater combines an unconventional design with classic festive patterns. A distinctive choice for fans of dark humor, true crime pop culture, and unusual holiday fashion.
Key Features
- Product Type: Unisex long-sleeve crewneck ugly Christmas sweater featuring a true crime-inspired graphic design.
- Jeffrey Dahmer Graphic: Features a large central portrait of Jeffrey Dahmer wearing his signature glasses.
- Bold Statement Design: Displays the humorous and provocative "I Eat Guys Like You For Breakfast" slogan across the front.
- Christmas-Inspired Patterns: Decorated with pixel-style reindeer, snowflakes, bells, Christmas trees, and traditional holiday motifs.
- Color Combination: Features a striking red and charcoal background with yellow accents and white festive graphics.
- All-Over Graphic Style: Detailed seasonal patterns extend across the chest, shoulders, and sleeves for a coordinated holiday look.
- Classic Crewneck: Round neckline with ribbed trim creates a timeless casual sweater silhouette.
- Ribbed Cuffs and Hem: Coordinated dark ribbed finishes complete the design.
- Long-Sleeve Design: Suitable for winter outfits, casual holiday gatherings, and themed celebrations.
- Unisex Style: Designed for both men and women who enjoy unconventional Christmas fashion.
- Easy to Style: Pairs with jeans, casual trousers, or joggers for an eye-catching holiday outfit.
- Occasion: Ideal for ugly Christmas sweater parties, dark humor-themed gatherings, novelty fashion events, and holiday celebrations.
- Gift Idea: A unique novelty gift for adult true crime enthusiasts and fans of edgy holiday humor.
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Printing & Care
Every piece is printed to order just for you, so the colors stay bright and crisp.
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron directly on the print.
Size & Fit
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Choose your regular size for a comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
Measurements for every style are in our Size Guide. Not sure? Email support@customifytee.com and we will help you pick.
Shipping & Returns
Processing: 7–10 business days. Shipping: 8–12 business days in the U.S. Total 15–22 business days.
Free U.S. shipping on orders $65+, otherwise $5.95 flat. We ship to all 50 states and DC.
Misprint, damage or wrong item: free replacement or full refund within 30 days of delivery. Wrong size or changed your mind: 30-day returns on unworn items, return shipping paid by you, no restocking fee.
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Size chart
Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2050.8 | 2768.6 | 33.585.1 |
| M | 2255.9 | 2871.1 | 34.587.6 |
| L | 2461.0 | 2973.7 | 35.590.2 |
| XL | 2666.0 | 3076.2 | 36.592.7 |
| 2XL | 2871.1 | 3178.7 | 37.595.3 |
| 3XL | 3076.2 | 3281.3 | 38.597.8 |
| 4XL | 3281.3 | 3383.8 | 39.5100.3 |
| 5XL | 3486.4 | 3486.4 | 40.5102.9 |
- Width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits, laid flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
- Sleeve: from the centre back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.
- Classic relaxed unisex fit.
- Measurements are taken by hand and can vary by about 1 inch (2–3 cm).