Guinness Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater
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Bring a cheeky twist to your holiday celebrations with the Guinness Merry Kissmyass Ugly Christmas Sweater. Featuring a humorous Santa-inspired illustration, bold Guinness branding, and the playful "If You Don't Like Guinness Merry Kissmyass" slogan, this festive sweater combines Irish pub humor with traditional Christmas patterns. Perfect for ugly Christmas sweater parties, holiday gatherings, and Guinness enthusiasts who enjoy a little festive mischief.
Key Features
- Product Type: Unisex long-sleeve crewneck ugly Christmas sweater with Guinness-inspired holiday artwork.
- Humorous Holiday Design: Features a cheeky Santa-inspired character illustration with a playful Christmas message.
- Festive Slogan: Displays the humorous "If You Don't Like Guinness Merry Kissmyass" lettering across the front and back.
- Guinness-Inspired Graphics: Includes prominent Guinness lettering, iconic harp symbols, and decorative stout-themed illustrations.
- Christmas Patterns: Decorated with Christmas trees, reindeer, snowflakes, ornaments, geometric Fair Isle motifs, and festive borders.
- Color Combination: Features a classic black and gold palette with white decorative accents.
- Front and Back Design: Matching humorous artwork and festive lettering appear on both sides for a coordinated look.
- All-Over Print: Detailed holiday graphics extend across the front, back, and sleeves.
- Classic Crewneck: Round neckline with contrasting gold ribbed trim.
- Ribbed Cuffs and Hem: Black ribbed cuffs and waistband complete the traditional sweater silhouette.
- Long-Sleeve Style: Suitable for Christmas celebrations, winter gatherings, and seasonal casual outfits.
- Unisex Design: A versatile festive style for both men and women.
- Easy to Style: Pairs effortlessly with jeans, casual trousers, and winter accessories.
- Occasion: Ideal for ugly Christmas sweater parties, Irish-themed celebrations, holiday pub gatherings, festive events, and Christmas photo sessions.
- Gift Idea: A fun holiday gift for Guinness enthusiasts, Irish pub fans, and anyone who appreciates humorous Christmas apparel.
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Printing & Care
Every piece is printed to order just for you, so the colors stay bright and crisp.
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron directly on the print.
Size & Fit
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Choose your regular size for a comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
Measurements for every style are in our Size Guide. Not sure? Email support@customifytee.com and we will help you pick.
Shipping & Returns
Processing: 7–10 business days. Shipping: 8–12 business days in the U.S. Total 15–22 business days.
Free U.S. shipping on orders $65+, otherwise $5.95 flat. We ship to all 50 states and DC.
Misprint, damage or wrong item: free replacement or full refund within 30 days of delivery. Wrong size or changed your mind: 30-day returns on unworn items, return shipping paid by you, no restocking fee.
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Size chart
Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2050.8 | 2768.6 | 33.585.1 |
| M | 2255.9 | 2871.1 | 34.587.6 |
| L | 2461.0 | 2973.7 | 35.590.2 |
| XL | 2666.0 | 3076.2 | 36.592.7 |
| 2XL | 2871.1 | 3178.7 | 37.595.3 |
| 3XL | 3076.2 | 3281.3 | 38.597.8 |
| 4XL | 3281.3 | 3383.8 | 39.5100.3 |
| 5XL | 3486.4 | 3486.4 | 40.5102.9 |
- Width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits, laid flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
- Sleeve: from the centre back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.
- Classic relaxed unisex fit.
- Measurements are taken by hand and can vary by about 1 inch (2–3 cm).