Funny Sexy Faux Cleavage Christmas Ugly Sweater Personalized Name Sweatshirt
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Bring cheeky humor and festive personality to your holiday wardrobe with this funny sexy faux cleavage Christmas ugly sweater sweatshirt. The eye-catching design creates a hilarious body illusion featuring a glamorous faux cleavage graphic dressed in a black lace bra, framed by fluffy white Santa-inspired trim and finished with a decorative red satin-style bow. A personalized-style nameplate featuring the displayed name Thomas sits beneath the playful artwork, adding a memorable touch to the festive design. The surrounding Christmas sweater pattern features gingerbread men, candy canes, snowflakes, hearts, and traditional Fair Isle-inspired geometric details in cheerful seasonal colors. The contrast between the bold faux lingerie graphic and classic holiday decorations creates a funny, unexpected look that is perfect for anyone who enjoys playful adult Christmas humor. Wear it to ugly Christmas sweater parties, holiday office gatherings, festive celebrations with friends, or seasonal photo sessions when you want to stand out and spark a few laughs. The classic crew neckline, long sleeves, and ribbed cuffs and hem create a relaxed-looking silhouette that pairs naturally with jeans, joggers, or casual winter outfits. With its mischievous faux cleavage illusion, decorative nameplate, and charming Christmas patterns, this novelty sweatshirt brings festive fun, bold personality, and unforgettable holiday humor to your celebrations.
Product features
- Classic crewneck sweatshirt design with long sleeves and a relaxed-looking silhouette
- Ribbed neckline, cuffs, and hem for a traditional sweatshirt finish
- Hilarious faux cleavage body illusion featuring a detailed black lace bra graphic
- Fluffy white Santa-inspired trim and a decorative red bow framing the central artwork
- Decorative nameplate featuring the displayed name Thomas for a personalized-style appearance
- Festive Christmas patterns featuring gingerbread men, candy canes, snowflakes, hearts, and geometric Fair Isle-inspired details
- Green holiday background with red, white, and gold decorative accents
- Playful adult-humor Christmas artwork ideal for ugly sweater parties, festive gatherings, and holiday photo sessions
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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Printing & Care
Every piece is printed to order just for you, so the colors stay bright and crisp.
- Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors.
- Tumble dry low or hang dry.
- Do not iron directly on the print.
Size & Fit
Unisex classic fit, true to size. Choose your regular size for a comfortable fit, or size up for a relaxed, oversized look.
Measurements for every style are in our Size Guide. Not sure? Email support@customifytee.com and we will help you pick.
Shipping & Returns
Processing: 7–10 business days. Shipping: 8–12 business days in the U.S. Total 15–22 business days.
Free U.S. shipping on orders $65+, otherwise $5.95 flat. We ship to all 50 states and DC.
Misprint, damage or wrong item: free replacement or full refund within 30 days of delivery. Wrong size or changed your mind: 30-day returns on unworn items, return shipping paid by you, no restocking fee.
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Size chart
Crewneck Sweatshirt
| Size | Width | Length | Sleeve |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 2050.8 | 2768.6 | 33.585.1 |
| M | 2255.9 | 2871.1 | 34.587.6 |
| L | 2461.0 | 2973.7 | 35.590.2 |
| XL | 2666.0 | 3076.2 | 36.592.7 |
| 2XL | 2871.1 | 3178.7 | 37.595.3 |
| 3XL | 3076.2 | 3281.3 | 38.597.8 |
| 4XL | 3281.3 | 3383.8 | 39.5100.3 |
| 5XL | 3486.4 | 3486.4 | 40.5102.9 |
- Width: straight across the chest, 1 inch below the armpits, laid flat.
- Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
- Sleeve: from the centre back of the collar, over the shoulder, to the end of the cuff.
- Classic relaxed unisex fit.
- Measurements are taken by hand and can vary by about 1 inch (2–3 cm).